13 tAndA anDa diLamuN ciNta

Jika anda ingin tahu sama ada anda telah jatuh cinta dengan seseorang, anda boleh mengetahui melalui perkara berikut:

1. Anda tidak akan marah terlalu lama dan akan berusaha untuk mengawal kemarahan anda terhadapnya.

2. Anda akan sentiasa merindui dia.

3. Apabila berjalan dengan dia, anda akan berjalan dengan perlahan.

4. Anda akan tersipu-sipu malu apabila bersama dengannya.

5. Apabila anda berfikir tentang dirinya, jantung anda akan berdegup pantas.

6. Hanya dengan mendengar suaranya, anda akan tersenyum tanpa sebab.

7. Apabila anda melihat dia, anda tidak akan peduli orang di sekeliling anda. Anda cuma melihat dia seorang.

8. Anda akan mula mendengar lagu yang berirama balada.

9. Dia sentiasa di fikiran anda.

10. Anda akan sentiasa terhidu baunya.

11. Anda menyedari bahawa anda akan tersenyum apabila memikirkan tentang diri dia.

12. Anda akan lakukan apa sahaja untuk dirinya.

13. Apabila anda membaca ini, pada masa yang sama, ada seseorang di dalam fikiran anda.

.:tHe qUoTe:.

dalam hidup kita,
Allah akan bagi satu saja peluang,
peluang utk kite berjumpa dengan orang yg betul2 menyayangi diri kita,
sekiranya kita leka,
kita akan kehilangannya buat selamanya.

tetapi kita tidak pernah tahu siapa orangnya,
jika kita sendiri tidak pernah sedar dan tidak pernah mencuba untuk menilai kehadirannya.

mungkin setelah segalanye berlalu dan kita sudah kehilangannya,
baru kita mula sedar kehadirannya cukup bermakna.

tetapi kita mungkin tidak berpeluang lagi untuk memiliki dirinya pada saat itu kerana kita sudah terlambat.

endless regret..

I’m crying my eyes out,
But no one can see,
Because it’s deep,
Deep inside of me.

What do you do when you want to turn back?
But you can’t because its
All just pitch black.

It seems as if my worlds at an end,
But yet it just began.

With all this pain deep inside
I can’t take it, I just want it to leave and say goodbye.
But it won’t and I have no clue why.

I have this feeling everyday,
And when people ask me,
Are you okay?
I just sigh and look away.

So....

What do you do when you want to turn back?
But you cant because its all just pitch black.

hoPe

What hope means

Hope is bright shining light which keeps darkness at the bay
Hope is gentle cold breeze on a hot summer day

Hope is to remain positive when going gets tough
hope is seeking more when others think u had enough

What hope means

Hope is dreaming of tommorow
Hope is simmering under sorrow

Hope is sparkles when tears in our eyes
Hope is a beautiful thing & beutiful things never dies

What hope means

Hope is as light as a feather
Hope keeps all of us together

Hope is ubiquitous and free of cost
hope is the last thing ever lost.....

yoU aRe goNE

Now that you're gone,
It's too dark at night.
It's constantly cold.
And nothing seems right.

Now that you're gone
It hurts to be alone.
I can't stand it here without you
Afraid and on my own.

Now that you're gone
My world means naught,
I'm sorry for what I said,
And all the times we fought.

Now that you're gone,
I can't seem to find my smile.
I didn't think I'd lose it yet,
At least not for a while

Now that you're gone,
I can't help but yearn
For the love that we had
And the day that you'll return

Now that you're gone
And have left me behind
I'm loosing my focus
And have already lost my mind.

Now that you're gone
Nothing else will matter
Each day I'm without you
My heart won't cease to shatter

Now that you're gone
All it does is rain,
The heavens seems to weep,
As if they feel my pain.

Now that you're gone
I just want to cry,
Because I curse that night you left,
When we had to say good-bye.

Now that you're gone
I only want one wish,
For you to come back
And give me just one kiss

..tHe LieS..

This lie's become a part of me
For months, I've played this game
Acting like it doesn't hurt
Each time I hear his name

Ignoring what's inside of me
Pretending I've moved on
As if the feelings I once had
For him are somehow gone

Spending each and every day
With happiness and laughs
Forgetting all our memories
Avoiding photographs

But last night when I saw his picture
For the first time since he left
My heart stopped for a moment...
I couldn't catch my breath

When suddenly it hit me
As the tears started to flow
That even after all this time...
I just can't let him go

aLL in a miNute

I look at the clock,
it says 3:30,
I'm now thinking of you,
it will never be done,

you run through my mind,
and occupy all my time,
wondering why you're gone,
and why you're not mine,

i think of you constantly,
for some reason i cant stop,
knowing that for always,
you'll forever have my heart,

my days go by so slow,
cause you run through my head,
i said I'd love you forever,
isn't that enough said,

you also haunt my dreams,
if you know what i mean,
i wake up often,
with sweats and screams,

why do i sleep by myself,
I'm alone in my bed,
i know I'll be thinking of you,
till the day i am dead,

now still all these thoughts,
just run through my brain,
cant stop thinking of you,
i think I'm going insane,

i feel i wanna kill myself,
people say that's not what to do,
but i turn and look at the clock,
and it says it's only 3:31....

yoU arE everYthiNg

You were my everything;
Now you’re gone.
I don’t have the strength
To carry on. Skies always seemed sunny
When you were here;
Now there’s nothing but gloom
In my atmosphere. I loved you so much;
You were all I had;
Now my whole world
Is depressing and sad. I’d like to start feeling
Other than blue,
But you were my everything,
What can I do?

mE = aLonE

Sometimes when I am alone,
I cry,
Though not a soul knows why.
As the world moves spryly by,
Tears move tediously through my eye.
I cry about life,
I cry about death,
I don't know what is right,
And I don't know what is left.
This makes it hard to carry on,
Because my soul is gone,
What can one do?
There is no homo sapiens left to help me.
The world would rather walk on the other side,
Than understand what makes me cry.
Because if they knew what made me cry,
They would weep by my side.

The tears roll down my cheek,
The taste of salt bitter on my lips,
Just as the taste of the world leaves me weak,
My tears leave me battered as if from whips.
The whips of pain,
The whips I can not contain.
I cry,
But no one knows why.

I fight through my tears.
The same way I fight my fears.
Because the World does not care,
I continue the journey I can not bare.
I cry during my life here,
But death I do not fear.
Because with death all my fears and tears
Will astray,
As I will enjoy tranquility in heaven on this day.
And when the sun seizes to splash upon the clouds,
A new perspective I have vowed.
I cry,
And now thou knows why.

faReweLL my LovE

Is it really true our love is over now?

Can it be time for us to say goodbye?

Too soon, it’s much too soon, my love, for me;

You smile with ease, but I can only sigh.

We’ve shared our lives and given so much love;

I can’t believe we’re really going to part;

You’re moving toward a new life without me;

I’m left with scars upon my broken heart.

Go on now, if you must; I’ll get along;

How much it hurts, I don’t want you to know.

I’ll set you free without inducing guilt,

But as you leave, the silent tears will flow.

I can’t be mad; I love you way too much;

I’ll hide my sadness now, so you can’t tell.

Sweet happiness is what I wish for you;

Farewell my love, I hope that you fare well.

I aLreaDy miSs yOu

Looking back on everything,
I still remember his smile.
I wish things didn't end so soon,
And turn back time for awhile.

No matter how much it hurts,
I still love him so.
A part of me needs him so much,
Can't seem to let him go.

Knowing I won't be able to see him,
Makes my heart cry out in pain.
I can't believe we won't talk anymore,
The thought makes me wanna go insane.

He was my reason for waking up,
For the smile you see on my face.
Going a single day without him,
Makes me feel so out of place.

I was afraid of opening up,
Now I'm afraid of the next day.
Whenever I see him one last time,
I'm terrified of what he might say.

I know tomorrow will hurt,
But the tears will fade away.
Life is too short for regrets,
There will be a brighter day.

But when I see him one last time,
I won't know what to do...
When he tells me that last goodbye,
I'll whisper,"I already miss you.."

aLL aLOne

I am floating in a pool of darkness
Cold pressing in on me
I am alone
Floating aimlessly
I reach for sparks of hope
But rather than warm
They only burn

I ache with sorrow
I hunger to leave
To escape
To leave this prison
I crave to be free
To be heard
To be loved

i'm LosT

When we lose something that is precious to us, we are left with a feeling of sadness. Whether it is a precious friend or even a treasured object, the loss can be hard to bear. It is as if a part of you has gone missing. Throughout our life we amass collections of friends and treasured possessions. Having close relationships help us feel as if we are not alone in the world. When we lose someone or something that is precious to us, we may realize that there is a certain aloneness that can never be filled. Ultimately the condition of life is one of being alone before God.

gembiRa hiDuP ini

Laa..laa..laa..laa

Disini kunyatakan semua,
Cerita kehidupanku,
Telah tempuhi hidup yang sukar ku terima,

Tapi ku mampu laluinya,
Merempuh suka dan duka,
Dengan tenang hati ku telan pahit manis kehidupan.

Chorus:
Sekiranya,
Ku tak mampu,
Halangi semua,
Pasti ku hampa.

Sekiranya,
Ku tak bersedia,
Akan ku pulang ke asal ku,
Tapi ku tak rela.

Kerna ku sorang manusia,
Yang tak suka pada duka,
Kerna ku saling gembira,
Gembirakan hidup ini.

Kerna ku tahu inginku,
Apa yang aku inginkan,
Akan ku capai segala,
Segala yang diinginkan
Demi kehidupanku

i'M hapPy becaUse....

I rather die than not being an intellect

I have the power to make my life happy or sad

Right now I am happy

Happy because I am completely changed

Happy because now I won’t be humiliated

Happy because I have pledged to keep my dignity

Happy because I have chosen my way

of success, fame and money

Happy because I promised myself

Would not break my dear one’s heart

Happy because I have oathed to

Love my small family

For that I have vowed

A heart full of love

That is how much I love myself now

i"m so haPpY

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause i get to hear your lies
i'm so happy
surprise!

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause you tell lies on me
i'm so happy
see?

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause you call me names
i'm so happy
i've fame!

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause you break your promises
i'm so happy
i'm joyous!

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause you gave me some attention
i'm so happy
i'm in heaven!

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause i get to be used
i'm so happy
i'm amused!

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause you spare me a few minutes
i'm so happy
i must be nuts!

oh yes, i'm so happy
cause you let me love you
i'm so happy
i'm through with you!

oh yes, if i was so happy
cause of you
i'll be happier
now without you!

Truth tO Be Told

I Don't Know What To Call It.

I Don't Know WhAt My Heart Is Trying To Say.

I Don't Know What To Do.

My Heart's Saying

I Miss You.

But My Mind Is Saying I Don't.

I Never Felt This Way Before You Came In aNd Changed My Life.

Now You're Gone.

I Don't Have A Life anYmore.

I Guess I Do Miss You?

~i'm anGry~

I’m angry because you pursued me relentlessly and told me you wanted me
to be your girlfriend.

I’m angry because I learned you did that with others while we were still
together.

I’m angry because you lied when you told me you weren’t attracted to girl I
later learned you screwed.

I’m angry because I can’t tell you how angry I am.

I’m angry that it makes me hurt when I see, hear or write your name – even
when it isn’t you who’s being referred to.

I’m angry that you led me to believe you wanted a life with me.

I’m angry that I can’t just come over your place when I feel like it.

I’m angry that you would probably let me if I wanted and that I have to resist.

I’m angry because I can’t talk to you.

I’m angry because I’m lonely and you have several lovers vying for your
attention.

I’m angry that I don’t know exactly when you began disregarding my feelings.

I’m angry that I don’t know what things you said were true and which were
not.

I’m angry you never tried.

I’m angry I liked you so much in the beginning – or was so excited that
someone attractive and interesting wanted to spend time with me that I
ignored warning signs.

I’m angry it took a year to find someone so easy to be around – and I’m
afraid it may be even longer until I do again.

I’m angry I fell in love with you.

I’m angry because I don’t have a crush on anyone right now.

I’m angry because I haven’t been happy for months.

I’m angry I can’t just make things right.

I’m angry when strangers in stores or on the street tell me to “smile.”

I’m angry that you are having fun and not suffering like I am.

I’m angry that I’m jealous of whoever’s in your life now.

I’m angry that when I suggested that you take some time to be single, you
emphatically said you didn’t want that and were happy with our relationship.

I’m angry that I believed for so long that you loved me.

I’m angry I haven’t moved on.

I’m angry that I feel like crying right now.

I’m angry because I can never have a truly honest conversation with you.

I’m angry because I have to avoid you.

I’m angry that it hurts when I see things you would like or be interested in –
or when I hear someone else talk about them.

I’m angry there are so many of those things.

I’m angry that I don’t have someone telling me that I’m sexy.

I’m angry I shared so many personal secrets and fears with you.

I’m angry that I don’t really know you at all

I’m angry because others knew about your behavior before I did.

I’m angry I will never know how much meaning our relationship had for you.

I’m angry because I will never know how you really felt about me.

I’m angry because I still think of you.

seLamaT uLang taHun saYang

Yang tulus ikhlas
Ingin sekali sekala dirinya dibalas
Walau hanya dengan dakapan di angin lalu

Yang selalu memberi
Ingin sekali sekala jadi penerima
Cukup dengan salam dan manis doa

Aku ingin kau merasakan hebatnya cinta
Dan leburkan saja serpihan calar derita

Selamat ulang tahun sayang
Kini kau bersayap, pergilah terbang
Rentaslah langit cita cita mu
Harap nanti kita ‘kan bertemu

Selamat ulang tahun sayang
Janganlah engkau tak terbang pulang
Ku nanti penuh kerinduan
Selamat tinggal, selamat jalan

Aku hanya inginkan engkau setia
Kerana setia yang mencipta bahagiamu

brEak uP LettEr

Why do you still care for a man who obviously doesn’t care for
you?

Accept the fact that the relationship is over, and we will not be
getting back together again.

Maintain No Contact, and do not check up on him, if you want to
avoid pain.

Why keep pining for a man, who has already forgotten about you.

You are better than that. You are going to push yourself to be
the best girl ever and not let this define who you are.

You are young and you will experience so much more in life.

The relationship is over. Accept it or keep this feeling away. He
is not coming back. Listen to all your girl friends’ experiences,
when a relationship is over…its over. What’s the use of looking
back? What will that do for you?

He doesn’t care for you anymore. He doesn’t think of you
anymore. He’s not made one ounce of an effort to see how you
are. You are not even in his mind…so why should you keep
letting him into yours?

The past is gone. You must look towards the future. What type
of girl will you be. Build yourself up with life experiences.

In the grand scheme of things, this pain is small….and
something you will get over. In time this shall pass. Don’t dwell on
something which will do no good.

He doesn’t think of you as a looser or a bad person, just
someone that he didn’t work out with. But…remember, the
relationship is over. It’s something that will never happen again.

Don’t keep feeling for a man that doesn’t have any feelings for
you. That’s illogical and insane.

He doesn’t care for you. He could care less if you disappeared
into nothing. And that should drive you to push your feelings for
him away.

It is over. There is no chance at reconciliation. It is gone. He is
a stranger now.

eMptY

Are your words

That contradicts all your actions

Are your eyes

That pretends to understand & see

Are the vows

You defaced and discarded

Are your promises

Delivered to me with no intent

Are your arms

That pulled me in and then pushed me away

Are your feelings

That are shallow and forged

Are your apologies

Freely

Are the sweet talks

That echoes the words of each previous one

Are the tomorrows

Which you unfaithfully stripped away from me

Is the heart and soul of the man that

Maliciously deceived, betrayed, dishonored, and callously

held my heart, soul, respect, and unconditional love.

~moTher'S daY~

Another Mother's Day is here,
Bringing joy and pleasures new,
On this special day, Mother dear,
I want to remember you.
I cannot give you costly gifts,
And I've told you this before,
No matter what I give to you,
You give back much, much more.
I'm giving you a pure, sweet rose,
Gathered in the early morn,
This rose you planted in my heart,
The day that I was born.
In kindly, loving thoughts of you,
And with the faith you still impart,
The rose I give to you today,
Is the love that's in my heart.

deAr maMa

You can see it in their eyes,
in tender hugs and long good-byes,
a love that only moms and daughters know.

You can see it in their smiles,
through passing years and changing styles,
a friendship that continually seems to grow.

You can see it in their lives,
the joy each one of them derives,
in just knowing that the other one is there...

To care and to understand,
lend an ear or hold a hand,
and to celebrate the memories they share.

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.

tipAh ooO tiPah

tipah seorng gadis kampung yg sweet giler bercinta ngan mamat omputih nih.. tp tipah merasakn dirinya telah di tipu oleh omputih nih yg kini berada di neraganya,london..lalu tipah ingin menulis sepucuk surat perpisahan untuk kekasihnya di london..surat nya berbunyik…..

"hi,my motive write dis letter to give u know somethink.i want to cut connection us.i saw u play wood tri in front my eyes.so i break connection to pull my body from dis love.i have think about this very cook-cook and i know i clap one hand only.i dont trust u again.u are really crocodile land.i dont want u to play-play with my life.i have been crying until no more eyes water.i dont want banana fruit two time.safe walk!!"

boyfren tipah terus terpingga2 n terganga2 setelah baca surat tipah.lalu pengsan dua hari..

p/s : jika kekasih anda yg menulis surat sedemikian rupa,apa akan jadi kepada anda agaknya..?????

baBies 80-an

untuk bacaan pada masa lapang…

enjoy…sure korang teringat balik zaman2 skolah dulu…

tanda-tanda anda bayi tahun 80-an:

kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force, He-man, Transformers, Thundercats,Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs, Power Rangers dan Voltron.

berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolah rendah?…hmm,mesti pegang cawan warna-warni kan. mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn classmates semua kat seblah…

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list dentist appointment. pastu bunyi gigi member kite kene gerudi kat bilik sebelah. ada gigi yang berlubang, kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt…program minum susu di skolah. nak galakkan budak2 time tuh minum susu. sekotak 30 sen jek beb…

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris panjang warna kuning tu. pukul tapak tangan…kan?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke, 30 sen jek kat kantin. Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan - shopping complex yang> popular utk meluangkan masa dgn family. ni for
those yg dok KL laa time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut skolah Bata BM Turbo atau Pallas Jazz. ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china..ada
yang suka stoking tebal laaa…

internet? email? mendalah ape tu?

CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr. tiket wayang pun 5 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding Dang chocolate balls yang ada mainan kat dlm die, ‘telur’ keras warna warni,’rokok’ chewing gum, KIKI Bubble Gum. tak dilupakan, ‘Ti Kam’.

bile dah abih exam, main Monopoly la, Donkey la, Happy Family laa dlm class.

tapi bunyi loceng laa yang paling best skali. boleh beli aiskrim ngan apek kat luar skola tuh… lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat. tinggal kan keje skolah, jom kita pegi makan. budak2 yg dpt Rancangan Makanan Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa, rounders laa…

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban, penutup botol kalau org jhr dia akan cakap main ceper, batang aiskrim, ‘Pepsi Cola one-two-three’, ‘Police & Sentry’, kejar2 duduk, cop tiang…

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen. yang tube aiskrim, ada byk2 color tu. kalau nak makan, kene patahkan kat tengah2 die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik. tak pun lipat jadik cam mulut tu, and kat tengah2 tulis la macam2..hmmm..ni pun kita main dulu ni. baling2 kapur laa.

hmm…this word i quote dari my sis.. dia cakap..

"budak2 kat university skarang, kebanyakan nye lahir thn 1987/88. skarang digelar ‘remaja’. bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu ‘We Are the World, We Are the Children…’ dan lagu ‘Uptown Girl’ yang diorg tau, yg Westlife nyanyi….bkn Billy Joel nyanyi…"

zaman tu artis sumer berambut kembang kembang..huhu alleycat,zaitun sameon, search..semua sama patern jer rambut

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni, dan ade satu je Vietnam.

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir.

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu filem2 baru. Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin hitam putih utk sebuah komputer.

Diorg tak penah tau pun ‘Atari’ dgn ‘Game &Watch’.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih…dan diorg skarang tak reti nak switch on TV kalau xde remote control.

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh survive dkt universiti tanpa handphone…

hmm…she added, jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:

1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni, dan korg sure tersenyum
2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite dah kawin
3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik mainkomputer, selamba je
4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah menengah guna handphone
5. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui telefon lagi setiap hari
6. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke semasa, seronok bile bersembang pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar yang kite alami mase dulu time kecik2, nakal2 dulu…

so, korang rase korang dah tue ke??hehe..i belum lagi...

10 Things you should know about Johorean

1. They end 9 out of 10 sentences with Ekkk…

Ekk ialah trademark orang Johor. Digunakan di hujung SETIAP ayat menggantikan tanda soal (question mark).

Contoh :-

Ni awak punyer ekk?
Nama awak saper ekk ?
Kenapa kite kaler tak cantik ekk ?

Dan macam-macam ekk lagi.

Aku teringat semasa aku sekolah dulu, aku dan member sebelah aku boring yang amat di dalam kelas, so to keep us awake, kami dok mengira berapa kali Cikgu sebut ekk. In a period of 40 minutes, dekat 100 kali! Lepas tu kami gelarkan Cikgu tu as Cikgu Fadzillah* Ekk. (*bukan nama sebenar).

2. They refer to Johor Bahru as Johor and not JB.

Kalau orang di negeri Johor sebut Johor, it meant Johor Bahru (JB), the city dan bukan Johor, the state. Biasa digunakan oleh mereka yang tinggal di luar bandar Johor Baru seperti di Masai- chusettes umpamanya.

Contoh : Beb, gua nak turun Johor laa. Lu mahu ikut gua tak?

So, if you ARE already in Johor, tak kira di daerah mana - if the locals kata nak pergi Johor, it means nak ke Johor Bahru. Jangan pulak buat lawak bongok** berkata, " Eh, lu kan dah ada kat Johor?" Or worse, jangan memandai nak tambah ekk with that question.

3. They pronounce Muar as MUOR. (kena juih bibir sikit)

In fact you pronounce everything that ends with "AR" as "OR".

Contoh : Aku kena pakai seluor besor untuk main bola kat Bandor Muor besok. (Aku kena pakai seluar besar nak main bola di Bandar Muar besok).

Aku teringat Kakak tegur aku bila aku cakap macam tu. Kenapa Mama sebut besar, BESOR ? Slipper , SLIPPOR ? Aku tergelak. Aku cuma speak like that bila berjumpa dengan true blue Johorean aje.

Lapo (lapar), penampor (penampar), ulor (ular), pagor (pagar) dan lain-lain.

4. They are brash with a CRAZY sense of humour.

Honestly, I belum pernah jumpa orang Johor yang serious or square to a T. Or cannot take a joke. Walaupun pendiam atau pemalu , but their sense of humour boleh tahan gak. Almost all of them (yang aku jumpa dan kenal lah) are either loyar buruk or bigor
**.

Baik di kampung mahu di Bandar. The sense of humour is unique that I find kadang-kadang orang luar (non-Johorean) agak takut with the brashness of budak-budak Johor.

(Did you see Majalah 3 the other night - see how Tunku Yem (nama manja Tunku Mahkota Johor) bercerita pasal anakanda dia Tunku Ismail ? Haha…. that is exactly my point!)

5. Diorang ada ENDUT **.

Kalau tak pernah berendut, sure pernah ada endut or busuk-busuk pun teringin nak ada endut.

Contoh ayat :

Haa…kau dah ada endut yer ? Kau pergi berendut kat mana ? Orang berendut dia pun nak berendut.

6. Diorang Makan Gula Tarik, Sagun, Gula Kandy, Bobotok….

Dah lama aku tak tengok atau makan gula tarik, sagun or kandy. Ada lagi ke bebenda ni kat Johor ? Aku tak boleh nak describe dengan teliti these things cos it has been 30 years since I last tasted them.

Seperti Kak P cakap - makanan seperti botok-botok. Kalau out of Johor, botok-botok dikenali dengan nama PAIS IKAN. It so tastety ok, rase dia like kari tapi ade rase daun-daun sikit, sebab banyak pakai daun-daun especially ulam. Yang aku tahu - pakai daun segala daun, termasuk daun betik dan gunakan kari ikan and balut dengan daun-daun tu dan kukus.

Aku pernah tanya my Dad dulu - kenapa buruk benor nama dia bebotok. Then my Dad cerita :

Di zaman dulu ada seorang nenek yang tinggal seorang diri. Everyday cucu dia akan datang bawak makanan. Nenek ini suka sangat pais ikan dengan bubur so dia suruh cucu ni bawak tetiap hari. Bila cucu tu bawak makanan lain, Nenek akan tanya " Mana Bubur Tok? ". Lama-lama Bubur Tok jadilah Bebotok - kesan dari cakap cepat-cepat.

Itulah ceritanya. Aku kecik lagi masa my Dad cerita tu. So, kalau dia kelentong aku - maka kelentonglah cerita bebotok tu. Sekian adanya.

7. Pernah (or berangan nak) jadi Mat Rock .

Aku rasa sebab kedudukan Johor dekat dengan Singapore, sebab itulah pengaruh Barat di Malaysia masuk melalui Johor dulu. Itu teori aku lah. But kalau ikutkan sejarah Johor, Sultan yang mula-mula kawin dengan Mat Salleh pun Sultan Johor (Almarhum). So, tak heranlah kalau kumpulan Rock kat Malaysia ini semua ada susur galur dari Johor. Amy, Zainal Abidin, Nash etc.

Boleh pakai ke teori aku ni? Jangan aku kena pancung dengan Sultan, dah ler.

Ampun Tuanku !

8. Kenduri Kawin Ada Telur Pindang

Telur pindang ialah telur ayam yang direbus dengan segala macam rempah dan dedaun untuk mendapatkan that special taste. Lepas rebus, telur akan berwarna cokelat. Both kulit dan isi. I don’t relly like to eat telur pindang, so I cannot to describe the taste. yang aku inagat, rase dia ade rase rempah-rempah.Normally orang buat telur pindang ni for special occasion, seperti majlis perkahwinan. Zamandulu-dulu, you can tell the social class of the tuan rumah - normally orang kaya-kaya jer buat telur pindang ni sebab ianya rumit dan makan masa berjam-jam therefore menggunakan kos yang tinggi.

9. Tidur pakai Gebor**(selimut) . Baju simpan dalam GEROBOK ** (almari).

10. They never watch RTM sebab semua cerita dah tengok

10 Perkara Wanita Benci

Kebanyakan lelaki selalu menyalahkan wanita apabila wanita kerap merajuk dan marah tanpa mengetahui apakah puncanya. Kerap kali apabila timbulnya masalah sikap wanita yang dikatakan mengada-ngada, itu menjadi punca pertengkaran.


Namun, lelaki tidak sedar ada perbuatan mereka yang dibenci oleh kaum wanita. Justeru, apa kata lelaki meneliti beberapa perbuatan-perbuatan yang sering dilakukan tanpa kesedaran mereka.


1. Panas baran


Pantang silap sikit, pasti pelbagai kata-kata kesat dihamburkan. Tidak cukup dengan kata-kata kesat, kadangkala tangan lelaki panas baran ini juga pantas menampar atau mencekik leher kekasih bagi menunjukkan mereka ini kuat dan berkuasa.


Perbuatan lelaki sebegini akan membuatkan wanita benci dan fobia. Bagi sesetengah wanita yang terlalu menyayangi pasangan, mereka terpaksa berendam air mata dan membiarkan hidup menderita. Lama kelamaan wanita ini akan hidup dalam keadaan tertekan dan boleh menyebabkan kemurungan.


2. Mengongkong


Segala gerak-geri kekasih dikawal. Hendak keluar berhibur dengan teman-teman pun tidak boleh. Sampaikan dari segi berpakaian pun perlu mengikut segala yang diinginkan mereka. Tetapi, mereka akan melenting pula sekiranya aktiviti-aktiviti mereka disoal siasat oleh kekasih mereka. Mulalah dituduh psiko dan queen control.


3. Ego


Ini adalah perbuatan yang paling ketara bagi kaum lelaki. Apabila berlaku pergaduhan, wanita selalu dipersalahkan. Kadangkala, marahnya sudah hilang tetapi ego punya pasal sanggup mendiamkan diri tidak menelefon kekasih semata-mata ingin dipujuk. Ada sesetengah lelaki pula, kerana terlalu ego sanggup menunggu wanita mengajak keluar dahulu daripada mereka sendiri mengajaknya. Tidak salah mempamerkan ego, tetapi biarlah kena pada tempatnya.


4. Suka 'cuci mata'


Kebanyakan lelaki sukar untuk mengawal mata mereka (mata keranjang). Walaupun sudah dikurniakan teman wanita yang cantik, tetapi masih lagi ingin memandang wanita lain. Pandang sekali sudahlah. Ini tidak. Kadangkala, sampai terpusing kepala lelaki mata keranjang ini memandang wanita lain.


5. Main kayu tiga


Ini adalah perkara yang paling dibenci oleh setiap wanita. Pantang digoda dengan wanita lain, terus hanyut. Ada juga lelaki yang pantang melihat perempuan cantik, pasti dijadikan senarai 'teman tapi mesra'. Ada juga yang sanggup keluar dengan wanita lain walaupun sudah mempunyai kekasih.


6. Tidak sensitif perasaan wanita


Lelaki kadangkala suka bertindak sambil lewa dan kurang memberikan perhatian kepada kekasihnya, lebih-lebih lagi apabila melibatkan perasaan wanita. Tetapi jika bersangkut paut mengenai diri sendiri, keluarga dan kawan-kawan, mereka begitu memahami dan mengambil berat.


Sebenarnya, wanita bukanlah terlalu sensitif atau terlalu manja. Cukuplah sekadar teman lelaki menjaga hati mereka dahulu sebelum menjaga hati orang lain, lebih-lebih lagi jika wanita itu bakal menjadi isterinya kelak.


7. Pentingkan kawan-kawan


Sanggup membatalkan temu janji semata-mata ingin menonton bola sepak atau diajak melepak oleh kawan-kawan lelaki. Sesetengah lelaki selalu mementingkan kawan-kawan dalam segala hal.


Kalau ada apa-apa masalah di tempat kerja atau apa urusan sekalipun, mereka yang mementingkan kawan-kawan sanggup mengadu dengan alasan tidak sesuai bercerita dengan kekasih. Wanita akan lebih menyayangi pasangannya jika mereka lebih dihargai.


8. Tidak tahu menghargai


Sukar untuk bertemu lelaki yang tahu menghargai perasaan atau pun perbuatan kekasihnya. Ada pula yang berpura-pura tidak mengambil tahu walaupun menyedarinya. Seboleh-bolehnya, lelaki mahu si dia terang-terangan menunjukkan sikap menghargai mereka. Kalau setakat sikit-sikit atau sekadar kiasan, alamatnya mereka akan berpura-pura tidak menyedarinya. Apa salahnya sekali-sekala, tunjukkan sikap menghargai teman wanita terhadap apa yang cuba dilakukannya untuk anda seperti memberi hadiah kecil. Setidak-tidaknya, ucapkanlah terima kasih setiap kali dia cuba berbuat sesuatu untuk anda.


9. Meninggikan suara


Tahulah mereka dikurniakan suara yang 'macho' tetapi kalau nak meninggikan suara sekadar menunjukkan ego, tak eloklah. Ini antara kelemahan lelaki kerana mereka mudah meninggikan suara walaupun pasangannya tidak bersalah.


10. Penipu


Masalah yang ketara apabila lelaki suka menipu ataupun memberikan alasan yang tidak munasabah. Ada lelaki sanggup mungkir janji dan memberi pelbagai alasan seperti mempunyai masalah yang tidak dapat dielakkan, padahal sebenarnya mereka enggan mengotakan janji mereka sendiri. Ada juga yang sudah berpunya tetapi mengaku solo. Sifat menipu dan suka berdolak-dalih ini, lama kelamaan akan membuatkan wanita menjauhi anda.


faham-fahamkanlah wahai jejaka-jejaka sumer..huhuk~